tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52829132011-04-21T12:36:07.935-07:00Because You Care What I ThinkIf it were not for hyperboli, I would die.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1139795905784984202006-02-12T17:47:00.000-08:002006-02-24T14:55:03.546-08:00HOME AGAIN While cleaning up some old files I came across a story I wrote in college. I was surprised how much I still like it even after 15 years (cough). I wrote this 3 years before the book "Wicked". But I was heavily influced by Jeff Lyman's (arguably far superior) novel "Was".H o m e A g a i n by David Melito“Oh and Auntie Em, There’s no place like home,” Dorothy cried!Aunt Em smiled and Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1130717532579551052005-10-30T16:07:00.000-08:002005-10-30T16:20:44.986-08:00 Halloween Weekend I usually hate costume parties. I never can think of a good costume and I am always afriad I am going to look silly. My compromise is my annual horns and red shirt. This way I can pull of the horns if I start to feel uncomfortable. My technique paid off when John, Alex and I decided to leave the costume party and goto Rooster Fish.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1113333487252233542005-04-12T12:17:00.000-07:002005-04-12T12:34:10.696-07:00Hot. Hot. Hot. Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1113004585772891442005-04-08T16:53:00.000-07:002005-04-09T11:06:36.626-07:00While this personal ad isn't as good as the Liza Minelli Impersonator with a suffocation fetish personal. It's pretty damn good.It's ties in nicely with last months Big Gay Mommie Dearest Screening.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1105935104786231862005-04-07T21:10:00.000-07:002005-04-07T21:15:23.450-07:00One From The Vaults. I like this story. It is moving up to the front.Why I Hang Out At The PO I had the most joyous morning at the Fairfax post office. Have you ever seen the Full Monty? There is a great scene were everyone who is on the dole stands in line to get their check for the week. Since unemployment is automated in the U.S., people who are unemployed stand on line to mail the shit theyDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1112238368327077922005-03-30T19:04:00.000-08:002005-03-30T19:30:29.336-08:00You May Ask Yourself: How Did I Get Here?Many of you may be under the mistaken impression that I am currently in New Orleans. Aw Contraire my friends, I WAS in New Orleans. I left L.A. on a Thursday and arrived in New Orleans on Sunday. I Worked for three days and then was sent home due to casting issues. I left New Orleans on Thursday and arrived back in LA LA land on Monday.4,000 miles in 11 Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1110677091164022922005-03-12T17:24:00.000-08:002005-03-30T12:10:34.616-08:00Holy Christ on a Cruton. Check this out.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1110058962660799102005-03-05T13:39:00.000-08:002005-03-30T12:12:51.626-08:00A Rose By Any Other NameOh my God – stop sending me this email. After one year the Bette Midler open letter to George Bush is circulating again. I hate it.I have received several junk emails detailing Bette Midler’s valiant stand for gay rights. She supposedly wrote an open letter to George Bush. The letter is an eloquent and sharply worded pro-gay marriage plea to George Bush. It’s really a Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1108240942002138352005-02-12T12:39:00.000-08:002005-03-30T12:32:38.943-08:00The Allure of The Straight GuyLet’s hear it for Sean Cody. No really lets it hear it for him. Take your big gay hat off and throw it in the air for Sean Cody. Sean runs a porn site where mostly straight guys have sex with one another. Sean, quite simply, is the gay Hugh Heffner. He is an average looking guy who is surrounded by hot hot hot men 24/7 and I for one wish him the best. (Sean's websiteDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1106806899634400122005-01-26T22:20:00.000-08:002005-02-12T14:31:08.076-08:00A website that allow you to create your very own Church billboard. Check out the Church Sign Generator Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1106633239486353472005-01-24T22:02:00.000-08:002005-02-12T12:47:34.786-08:00Pervert With an IAttached please find the greatest personal ad ever. I have two words for you: bondage and Liza. And no it isn't me. I much perfer to dress like Carol Channing when I put a plastic bag over my head.UPDATE: I knew the powers that be would take down the ad. So I took the liberty of archiving it. It was simply to important to let slip into the cosmic void. Enjoy, share and remember Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1105988510578845212005-01-17T10:58:00.000-08:002005-01-17T17:11:36.220-08:00OLD PHOTOS The last time I went back to see my family, I pulled the last pile of crap out my sisters basement. I no longer have "stuff" in Connecticut. While sorting through the detritus I came across all of my old Kodak Disc and 110 film. My family memories are stored on an obsolete medium. I might as well have documented my life on betamax tape. The only way to scan the negatives (the printsDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1105934710097364922005-01-16T20:03:00.000-08:002005-01-16T20:13:21.156-08:00New Years Resolution (Almost) Well it's been a bout a year since my first attempt at a BLOG. Think I will try again. While I am quite confident in my skills as a writer - my spelling and grammar is often slightly hideous. I'm not going to let that stop me this year. I swear it. But please if you see typos- send me a quite little email telling me about it. Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1105934812231709382004-10-23T20:05:00.000-07:002005-01-17T08:46:36.740-08:00The Biggest Thing I Ever Killed I have led a very sheltered life. I had no idea that there was such a thing as a flying mouse. And yet they have them here in Louisiana. I know you are skeptical, but one tried to kill me last night. Oh sure it was a mouse with six legs, no fur and 2 antennae but it was simply too big to be an insect. And the thought of me cohabitating with a bug that large, Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5282913.post-1071791088336506732003-12-18T15:43:00.000-08:002005-01-16T22:28:12.550-08:00An Open Letter To Tivo Dear Tivo, Have you ever seen the movie Brazil? If not, I suggest you TIVO it next time it’s on. It’s the story of a futuristic dystopia where a bureaucrat’s life is destroyed when pursues his dreams and falls in love. There is a particularly wonderful seen in which the protagonist Sam is stuck on the phone with an automated computer system. It repeats over and over againDavidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11896448777924702051noreply@blogger.com